Queer Eye truly is the gift that keeps on giving. If you haven't watched the latest Netflix hit, you need to get yourself caught up "henny"*.
Bobby Berk (Design), Jonathan Van Ness (Beauty), Karamo Brown (Culture), Antoni Porowski (Food) and Tan France (Fashion) are the 'Fab 5' who have stolen viewer's hearts with a series of positive affirmations and lifestyle transformations.
Henny!! Oral hygiene is super important. You gotta take care of those pearly whites! 😁💧 pic.twitter.com/DNScV9szFv
— Queer Eye (@QueerEye) April 17, 2018
The show may have been inspired by the 2003 reality series Queer Eye for the Straight Guy but this 2018 reboot works to be as inclusive, diverse and uplifting as possible with 'clients' of all shapes, sizes and backgrounds.
In fact, the show has become so popular that the good people of Twitter have begun musing on what their transformations might look like.
If I was on Queer Eye...
If I was on Queer Eye:
— fiona 💞 (@neonfiona) June 27, 2018
Bobby: have u ever hung up clothes ever
Jonathan: weekly face masks aren’t a substitute for daily skincare
Karamo: this is some record breaking low self esteem
Antoni: ur veins are filled w coffee
Tan: u can’t just wear the exact same black skirt every day
Oh no...
If I was on Queer Eye:
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) June 29, 2018
JVN: oh.
Tan: oh.
Bobby: oh no.
Karamo: oh no no no.
Antoni: avocado.
Make-up wipes don't count
If I was on Queer Eye:
— Ali Cecil (@OwlLeeCec) June 26, 2018
Bobby: Get an actual comforter. & make your bed. Everyday.
JVN: Sweetie, MU remover wipes don’t count as washing your face.
Tan: We’re burning all the over sized tees.
Karamo: TALK. TO. PEOPLE.
Antoni: You’re a wonderful cook. WHEN YOU ACTUALLY DO IT.
Cereal won't cut it
if i was on queer eye:
— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) July 2, 2018
bobby: why are there 19 water bottles in ur room
jonathan: picking at ur acne isn’t a skincare routine
karamo: let’s talk about ur dad
antoni: there isn’t enough nutrients in cereal to have it every meal
tan: there are other colors besides grey u can wear
E x f o l i a n t
If I was on Queer Eye:
— Fey 🌷 (@feyrah) June 28, 2018
Bobby: let us never speak of this ever again
Jonathan: okay bby repeat after me: e x f o l i a n t
Karamo: wait stop crying I haven't even said anything
Antoni: have you ever touched a tomato ever in your life
Tan: why do you have 5 of the exact same shirt
Please eat some fruit
if I was on queer eye
— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) June 30, 2018
bobby: alphabetizing your bookshelf doesn't make you organized
karamo: ironic detachment is not a life philosphy
jonathan: this is a diffuser. now make friends with it
antoni: please eat some fruit
tan: a dress won't literally kill you, you know
Your hair? She's fierce
If I Was On Queer Eye:
— audrey🚀 (@audreytward) June 29, 2018
Bobby: please clean your cat's litter box
Antoni: stop eating easy mac you're 30
Tan: target is cool but maybe not literally your entire wardrobe
Karamo: pay your therapist more she's got a lot of work here
JVN: your hair is already great lets just hang out
Strugs to func
if i was on Queer Eye:
— Shannon Purser (@shannonpurser) July 1, 2018
Bobby: do u know how to clean
Jonathan: ur so cute but this hair is strugs to func, here’s some curl cream
Antoni: today we’re learning to make an artisanal poptart
Tan: why is everything from target
Karamo: I think ur *too* in touch with ur feelings
Non-denim?
if I was on Queer Eye:
— Abby (@abbyandthejets) June 30, 2018
Bobby: WHAT is this literal mountain beneath your bed?
Tan: have you tried non-denim pants?
Antoni: even these canned goods are expired?
Karamo: if you took half a breath you might be able to meet a partner who's not your best friend
Jonathan: EX FO LI ATE
Italian cuisine
if i was on queer eye
— kat 🦕 (@tiredkatt) July 1, 2018
bobby: is this hardwood or carpet in here i can’t see the floor
tan: everything is black
antoni: throwing noodles in a pot isn’t "italian cuisine"
jonathan: GORG baby but why don’t you own a hairbrush
karamo: *stares blankly at me then comes in for a hug*
While it seems that a lot of us could do with a little more self-care and a lot more fruit and veg, just remember the wise words of Jonathan Van Ness: "You are strong, you're a Kelly Clarkson song, you've got this".
