I scoured the interweb and found a few cringe-worthy dad jokes that made me laugh. Hopefully, they'll give you a giggle too...

1. My best mate David lost his ID. So now I call him Dav.

2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

 It's okay. The teacher woke him up

3. To the person that invented zero. Thanks for nothing.

4. I was playing chess with my friend and he said "let's make this interesting".

So we stopped playing...

5. What kind of lights did Noah use on his Ark? Floodlights.

6 What do you call a bear with no ears?

B

7. I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.

8. Why was the Lego man sick?

He had a blocked nose.

10. The future, the present and the past walked into a room. Things got very tense.

11. Did you hear about the paper joke?

Never mind it's tearable.

12. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. Then I turned myself around. 

13. I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years.

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

14. Don't spell part backwards...it's a trap.

15. A man is washing his car with his son.

The son asks, "Dad why can't you use a sponge instead?"

16. What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonkey

17. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am.

Luckily I was still up playing my drums.

18. Did you hear the joke about unemployed people? Never mind, it doesn't work.

19. I was walking down the road yesterday when somebody threw a block of cheese out a window. 

That's not very mature I said...

20. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

21. What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

22. What do you call a tower that can't stand? The Eiffel Tower

23. Son: "Dad I'm cold"

Dad: "Stand in the corner of the room"

Son: "Uh. why?"

Dad: "Because it's 90 degrees."

24. Did you hear about the new movie 'constipation'? It hasn't come out yet.

25. When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

That's all folks

If you have any dad jokes that you think can make my list, feel free to let me know below.

DD


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