Step away from the queue now, people!
Seventeen years on from their first 'tache tribute, the Broken Lizard troupe have returned to see if they can turn lead into box office gold with their misfit bunch of state troopers.
A good joke proves harder to find than an open mic night in Pyongyang.
Having lost their statie jobs after an unfortunate incident involving Wonder Years star Fred Savage, messers Thorny, Foster, Mac, Rabbit and Farva are given a chance at redemption.
The border between the US and Canada has been redrawn to rectify an apparent ordinance survey snafu, with a French-Canadian town now becoming part of the Stars and Stripes and a changeover in law enforcement required.
Brian Cox is back slumming it as the troopers' boss and is joined by Rob Lowe as the Québécois mayor, who sounds like he's from Louth.
There won't be a worse film between now and December 31 - cop on and go see something else.
