Demi Moore received some of the biggest laughs of the night when she surprised former husband Bruce Willis at his comedy roast at the Hollywood Palladium on Saturday night.
Moore's jokes during the Comedy Central show took aim at her marriage to Willis and his career. The former couple's three daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, were in the audience, as was Willis' wife, Emma Heming.
Also joining Moore for the onstage fun were Willis' former Moonlighting co-star Cybill Shepherd, Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dennis Rodman and roast master Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
"I was married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked," Moore told the audience.
"Bruce considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure. Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures: Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk... campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down Clooney's role in Ocean's Eleven to focus on playing the harmonica."
Willis and Moore married in 1987, separated in 1998 and divorced in 2000.
Moore said she regards her marriage to Willis as "like The Sixth Sense".
"You were dead the whole time," she explained.
Not to be outdone, Willis had some choice words for MC Gordon-Levitt - and Moore.
"Joseph played a younger me in Looper," Willis recounted. "He couldn't pull it off.
"There is one actor who successfully played me. It was Demi Moore."
The Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis is due to air on July 29 on Comedy Central in the US.
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