Amidst all the Brexit handwringing on either side of the Irish Sea, the BBC is trying to do right by the neighbours with a very funny-but-very-true video, Things Not to Say to Irish People, on web channel BBC Three.
For its latest tongue-in-cheek cultural primer, the Beeb has enlisted the help of eight Irish people living in London, who are presented with clichés, fortune cookie style, and then asked for their responses.
Among the 'gems' are: 'I bet you like a drink', 'Can you say thirty-three and three-thirds?', 'That's not a real name' and (deep breath) 'Isn't Ireland in the UK?'.
Have a look at the video below - and then start compiling the lengthy list of people you want to watch it.