Forget all that smart alecky Golden Globes malarkey and those tearful Oscar acceptance speeches - here are the nominations for the most fun awards ceremony of the year - The Razzies, the annual gong show for the worst Hollywood has to offer.
The movies and stars in the running for awards for cinematic rubbish have been announced and Michael Bay's migraine-inducing Transformers: Age of Extinction, starring our very own wonder boy Jack Reynor, is high on the list for the Worst Movie of The Year award.
It's got some stiff competition from the likes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Legend of Hercules.
Up for a gong for Worst Actor are Nicholas Cage and Razzie favourite Adam Sandler, while Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz are among those who get the nod of shame for the Worst Actress category.
Winners of The 35th Annual Razzie Awards will be announced at an "intentionally tacky ceremony held at the Montalban Theatre in the Heart of H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D!" on February 21, the day before The Oscars.
Cue sound of out of tune trumpet - here are the full list of nominations for this year's Razzies
Worst Picture
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Left Behind
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage - Left Behind
Kirk Cameron - Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Kellan Lutz - The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane - A Million Ways To Die in the West
Adam Sandler - Blended
Worst Actress
Drew Barrymore - Blended
Cameron Diaz - The Other Woman and Sex Tape
Melissa McCarthy - Tammy
Charlize Theron - A Million Ways to Die in the West
Gaia Weiss - The Legend of Hercules
The Razzie Redeemer Award
Ben Affleck (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Gigli to Oscar Darling for Argo and Gone Girl)
Jennifer Aniston (From 4-Time RAZZIE Nominee to SAG Award Nominee for Cake)
Mike Myers (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Love Guru to Docu Director of Supermensch)
Keanu Reeves (From 6-Time RAZZIE Nominee to Critically Acclaimed John Wick)
Kristen Stewart (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Twilight to the Art House Hit Camp X-Ray)
Worst Supporting Actress
Cameron Diaz - Annie
Megan Fox - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Nicola Peltz - Transformers: Age of Extinction
Brigitte Ridenour (Kirk’s Sister) - Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Susan Sarandon - Tammy
Worst Supporting Actor
Mel Gibson - Expendables 3
Kelsey Grammer - Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too and Transformers: Age of Extinction
Shaquille O’Neal - Blended
Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger - Expendables 3
Kiefer Sutherland - Pompeii
Worst Director
Michael Bay - Transformers: Age of Extinction
Darren Doane - Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Renny Harlin - The Legend of Hercules
Jonathan Liebesman - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Seth MacFarlane - A Million Ways To Die in the West
Worst Screen Combo
Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors) [Transformers: Age of Extinction]
Kirk Cameron & His Ego - Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel - Sex Tape
Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes - The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron - A Million Ways To Die in the West
Worst Screenplay
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, Written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey
Left Behind, Screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus,
Based on the Novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Sex Tape, Screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on Characters Created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman
Transformers: Age of Extinction, Written by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Annie
Atlas Shrugged #3: Who Is John Galt?
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers: Age of Extinction
