'Sex And The City' star Sarah Jessica Parker has topped a new poll - as the world's least sexy woman alive.
The actress is deemed the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" (SATC co-stars) in the scathing Maxim magazine survey.
She is followed by soul star Amy Winehouse, whose "haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats" puts her at number two on the list.
Other victims of the magazine's vitriol are Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh, pop queen Madonna and singer Britney Spears.
