Via Sunday Miscellany, on RTÉ Radio 1: "One day in the supermarket, I watched a woman do one of those cookery demonstrations. What she had cooked was delicious. When I asked her for the recipe she turned, smiled, handed me a piece of paper and laughed, saying, 'As if you are ever going to cook this...'" Listen to Chicken Cajun with Tagliatelle by Tim Carey above...

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