What's Santy bringing this year? An old stapler, a rubber ball and Ryan Tubridy to steal the show.
Celebrity Dragon's Den: Can the Dragons keep the bankruptcy lawyers at bay long enough to hear about Glenda's patent eyebrow taming kit and Bertie's brown paper envelope business?
Inspired by banged-up celebs like Paris and LiLo, Exposé brings us prison styling. Glenda models the classic orange overall, but are prison stripes the new black?
The usual array of stunning talent, from fart-sound musicians to really rubbish Riverdancers. Grainne's programmed to sympathise with the losers, but emotion does not compute.
Paris and Nicole take time out from buying handbags to fight for the rights of ghosties: even the undead deserve Prada!
Lauren shocks and stuns Whitney with yet more mundane revelations, it's drama drama drama for barely sentient Audrina and Justin Bobby, while Spencer is declared pure evil when he messes with his girlfriend's GHDs.
Oddballs assemble to sample such culinary delights as broccoli jelly.
Survival hero Bear Girly faces the terrifying terrain of Co Meath, grappling with cows and battling to understand the curious mutterings of the natives.
Crime's everywhere in Gorehouse, from handbag fights to stolen cornflakes. Thank goodness for the crack force of local Gardai with their eagle eyes and stunning detective skills.
Just another ordinary day on Hysteria Lane, Co Kilkenny: houses aflame, affairs, random gun shots and multiple births.
Can Schofield break out with a tattoo that primitive? And will Dr Sara Tancredi recover from the head-in-the-box incident?
Can Super-Nanny save the day when Victoria Beckham calls for help?
Outrageous storylines, overacting and microphones-in-shot, it's everyone's favourite Dublin soap opera!
Featuring Untidy Towns contest winner Ballygobackwards, with tips on how to ensure your home town stays perfectly littered
Can Grey snap out of her endless voiceovers to stop the outbreak of fingerpuppets?
Mark and Miriam vie for the limelight and Brian Cowan really is a teddy bear.
David Attenborough unearths the curious teenage species lurking in a Cork school.
Stuck on a desert island looking suspiciously similar to Dublin's Dollymount Strand, the cast pull together to slay the terrifying toy polar bear
Blathnaid interviews Daniel O'Donnell about his new hip hop clothing line "DODgy" and Sheana learns the art of the Pot Noodle from guest chef Mossy from SuperMacaroos.
Stacey's 'avin a baybeee and it's fight time again at the Old Vic.
