Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/tv/ttv/craprap/ The lads from Staneen are back; they still rap, and they're still crap. The lads from Staneen are back; they still rap, and they're still crap. Some things never change. The lads from Staneen are back; they still rap, and they're still crap. Burno and Paulie still dream of rap superstardom, while Desree and her friends are convinced their fabulicious girl band will bring them worldwide fame. In the meantime, their mammies still shout at them, phone credit is too expensive and teachers still want to control their lives. Burno's attempts to get in with Tania Nelson show no hopes of succeeding, and Eugene Lyman still calls him a sap on a daily basis. Romance between Paulie and Desree continues to blossom, but they can't act on their feelings for each other (everyone knows you can't be with your best mate's sister, it's just not on, like). But now Miss Rooney is putting together a school production of Romeo and Juliet, which could give Burno the chance to get closer to Tania, and could give Paulie and Desree the chance to be star-crossed lovers in, like, real life. Series 2 of Crap Rap continues to follow the saviours of Irish rap as they fight for their independence and battle with peer pressure, power-crazy teachers, Gaeilge, Shakespearean dialogue, and complete romantic failure. Whoever said your teens are the best years of your life must be mental. Word. Produced by Brown Bag Films for RTÉ. www.rte.ie/craprap/ en-ie Brown Bag Films 2007 Brown Bag Films theden@rte.ie Fri, 8 Feb 2008 17:56:55 +0100 http://www.rte.ie/tv/ttv/craprap/images/podcast_logo_craprap_144.jpg http://www.rte.ie/tv/ttv/craprap/ 144 144 TV & Film no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2249116-233.mp4 The big night finally arrives. It is the opening night of Romeo & Juliet, and a mystery virus has laid Tania low. The big night finally arrives. It is the opening night of Romeo & Juliet, and a mystery virus has laid Tania low. The big night finally arrives. It is the opening night of Romeo & Juliet, and a mystery virus has laid Tania low. 0:04:03 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2249116-233.mp4 Fri, 11 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2247152-233.mp4 Desree must take over as Juliet’s understudy in rehearsals for the school play. Desree must take over as Juliet’s understudy in rehearsals for the school play. Desree must take over as Juliet’s understudy in rehearsals for the school play. 0:04:0 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2247152-233.mp4 Thu, 10 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2246719-233.mp4 Desree decides to take action to prove to Mrs Rooney that she would make a far better Juliet than Tania Nelson. Desree decides to take action to prove to Mrs Rooney that she would make a far better Juliet than Tania Nelson. She must follow her dream of playing Juliet to Paulie’s Romeo. Mrs Rooney has other ideas, however. 0:03:59 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2246719-233.mp4 Wed, 9 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2245913-233.mp4 Mrs Rooney invites the cast of Romeo & Juliet to offer their ideas for the new production. Mrs Rooney invites the cast of Romeo & Juliet to offer their ideas for the new production. Mrs Rooney invites the cast of Romeo & Juliet to offer their ideas for the new production. Burno’s rap-rewrite of Shakespeare doesn’t go down too well, and he soon learns that although everyone’s opinions are valid, some are more valid than others. 0:04:01 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2245913-233.mp4 Tue, 8 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2245766-233.mp4 Desree and Avril are obsessed with American TV star Cody Lovely Desree and Avril are obsessed with American TV star Cody Lovely Desree and Avril are obsessed with American TV star Cody Lovely and start to adopt his accent. Burno is so disgusted with his sister choosing American culture over her own, that he decides to write a rap about it. 0:04:0 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2245766-233.mp4 Mon, 7 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2245084-233.mp4 Episode 5: The Mandarin Plan Episode 5: The Mandarin Plan Desree decides to go on a diet to become more ‘svelte’ like the girls she sees in magazines. She has to choose a food that most resembles her personality – bright and zesty. She soon discovers that there’s only so much zestiness she can stomach. Burno starts an exercise regime to gain Tania’s attention, but finds he might be better off sticking to rapping and chips. 0:03:59 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2245084-233.mp4 Fri, 4 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2244753-233.mp4 Burno is determined to take a stand against Gaeilge being foisted on him at school. Burno is determined to take a stand against Gaeilge being foisted on him at school. Burno is determined to take a stand against Gaeilge being foisted on him at school. He starts a petition, but Tania is less than impressed. Meanwhile Desree decides that singing “as Gaeilge” might be what her girl-band needs to give them that extra edge, but it isn’t as easy as it seems. 0:04:0 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2244753-233.mp4 Thu, 3 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2246714-233.mp4 Burno is sick of school and people telling him what to do Burno is sick of school and people telling him what to do Burno is sick of school and people telling him what to do. He’s determined to strike out on his own as an independent man, so he takes up busking to support himself. Desree is also sick of her mammy hassling her, and needs some space. But at the end of the day, both discover that they might not be ready for independent living just yet. 0:04:0 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2246714-233.mp4 Wed, 2 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2243942-233.mp4 Romeo & Juliet Romeo & Juliet Casting for the new school play has begun. It’s Romeo & Juliet, and Burno and Desree are each determined to get the lead roles and a chance to star opposite Tania and Paulie. Burno auditions with his own rap interpretation of the Shakespeare classic, but the final casting doesn’t quite go according to plan. 0:04:0 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2243942-233.mp4 Tue, 1 May 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no Brown Bag Films for RTÉ http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2243599-233.mp4 Burno composes a new rap ringtone for his phone. Burno composes a new rap ringtone for his phone. Burno composes a new rap ringtone for his phone in an attempt to impress Tania with his ‘individuality’. Meanwhile Desree and Avril discover a new way to make sure their phones are as deadly as everyone else’s. 0:04:0 http://www.rte.ie/podcasts/2007/pc/craprap2-clip-2243599-233.mp4 Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0100 no