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Neil has had a succesful trial in Vinos and is already feeling like king of the castle after just a few days on the job. Feeling quite cosy as a big fish in a little Northside pond, Neil wastes no time in sussing out the clientele and has taken quite a shine to Sash.
As ever, Sash won't be taken for a fool and rejects Neil's cheeky chappy charm without a second thought but Neil's not one to shy from a challenge.
Neil tries to get the gossip on Sash from Yvonne, not knowing that Decco can hear everything he says:
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DECCO'S EARS PRICK UP, BUT HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING. YVONNE
LETS NEIL CARRY ON, AWARE THAT DECCO IS LISTENING.
NEIL
What's she like? Is she single?
YVONNE
Are you interested?!
NEIL
She's a looker.
YVONNE
A little peroxide always turns the boys' heads.
NEIL
I'm an equal opportunity guy: blondes,
brunettes, whatever.
YVONNE
You mean you'll take anyone who'll have
You.
NEIL
Orla said her family's a bit dodgy.
YVONNE
SETTING HIM UP
What do you mean?
NEIL
You know, skangers.
YVONNE
What do you care? I'm sure you're not looking for anything serious.
NEIL
That's true, and the tough girls can be a lot
of fun.
DECCO STANDS UP SLOWLY.
DECCO
I'd stop talking now if I were you.
YVONNE
TO NEIL, INNOCENT
Oh yeah, there's one of her cousins now.
Why don't you ask him?
DECCO COMES OVER. NEIL BRACES
HIMSELF.
Find out what happens next in Sunday's episode, RTÉ One at 8pm.