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HO HO HO it's the elev8 Christmas Joke Collection!

December 18 2012

Hi Guys!

Ivan here... If you were watching the show today, you’d have heard my TERRIBLE Christmas Cracker joke:

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: “Do you smell carrots?!”

Oh dear. I know, it’s not the best. But thankfully, you lovely viewers were on-hand to text and email in some much better ones to myself & Diana! Here’s some of our favourites:


How does a penguin make its house? Igloos it together! Hahaha! –David, Co. Dublin

Hi elev8 did you hear about the pizza joke? I won’t tell you cause it’s to cheesy!! Say hi to the O’Mahoneys :) –Sadbh, Co. Mayo

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? FROSTBITE! Hahaha! –Emily, Co. Galway

Where do snowmen go to dance? The SNOW BALL! – Joe, Co. Galway

Hi elev8! What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations??... Tinsel-itus!! –Aisling, Co. Donegal

What did Adam say on the 24th of December? It's Christmas... Eve! –Jonathan, Co. Kerry

What do the young elfs learn in school? The ELFabet! –Mary and Ciara, Co. Donegal

If Santa rode a bike what would it be called? A HOLLY Davidson! –Cian

What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out the window? It looks like reindeer! Megan, Co. Westmeath


If you have any more great jokes just post them in the comments below – we’d love to hear ‘em!

-Ivan

PS: Check out this awesome Christmas Cookie I made! IT IS A SNOWMAN!