HO HO HO it's the elev8 Christmas Joke Collection!December 18 2012
Ivan here... If you were watching the show today, you’d have heard my TERRIBLE Christmas Cracker joke:
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: “Do you smell carrots?!”
Oh dear. I know, it’s not the best. But thankfully, you lovely viewers were on-hand to text and email in some much better ones to myself & Diana! Here’s some of our favourites:
How does a penguin make its house? Igloos it together! Hahaha! –David, Co. Dublin
Hi elev8 did you hear about the pizza joke? I won’t tell you cause it’s to cheesy!! Say hi to the O’Mahoneys :) –Sadbh, Co. Mayo
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? FROSTBITE! Hahaha! –Emily, Co. Galway
Where do snowmen go to dance? The SNOW BALL! – Joe, Co. Galway
Hi elev8! What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations??... Tinsel-itus!! –Aisling, Co. Donegal
What did Adam say on the 24th of December? It's Christmas... Eve! –Jonathan, Co. Kerry
What do the young elfs learn in school? The ELFabet! –Mary and Ciara, Co. Donegal
If Santa rode a bike what would it be called? A HOLLY Davidson! –Cian
What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out the window? It looks like reindeer! Megan, Co. Westmeath
If you have any more great jokes just post them in the comments below – we’d love to hear ‘em!
PS: Check out this awesome Christmas Cookie I made! IT IS A SNOWMAN!