News In Briefs
Well, you don't have to be a regular reader to know that there is a tabloid newspaper called The Sun. And every day, Page 3 of this paper centres around a picture of what we in the business call a "glamour model".
Now, people have mixed feelings about the whole "Page 3" phenomenon. And that's understandable. But what can't be denied is that "Page 3" is a real institution at this stage.
However, many people in their unseemly haste to bypass Page 3 miss out on the news titbits provided on a daily basis by these very attractive young ladies. If you didn't know, there is a little dialogue box accompanying the picture of the Page 3 model everyday. And that little box is entitled "News in Briefs". For example, yesterday's offering was from 22-year-old redhead Lucy: "Page 3 Idol 2012 winner, Lucy, was thrilled by the launch of this year's contest. She said "girls might think it's a long shot, but you never know unless you try. As political theorist, Thomas Paine, said "the harder the conflict, the more glorious triumph".
So there you go. For those of you who might dismiss these girls, it's nice to learn they are so familiar with the works of a man like Thomas Paine, that well-known 18th-century political activist, author, and one of the inspirations behind the American Revolution.We set producer Olan McGowan the torturous task of unearthing more pearls of wisdom from these pulchritudinous poppets - he joins Derek in studio with more examples of News In Briefs!