I'm A Celebrity - Here's Pricey!
I may have been a little hasty in my assessment of the troops yesterday and I am not just saying this because Ms Price has landed complete with leopard print ‘almost swimsuit’, botoxed lips and bizarre eyebrows. It looks like we have a couple of comedians in the house - namely Justin and to a lesser extent Colin.
Lucky old George has been happily living in the US so has largely missed the phenomenon that is Pricey (and the craziness that has surrounded her marriage break-up). He thought she was married to some guy called Philip Andre – nuff said!
Anyhoo Justin put him right by explaining that Katie was like a ‘heat seeking missile in slingbacks’ while Colin celebrated her arrival in camp by scuttling off to the diary hut and exclaiming ‘what a minger – she stinks!’. This pair could be trouble although to be fair Justin did say that he was hopeful that his preconceived ideas about Jordan were wrong. He then delivered another killer line when Katie gathered up everybody’s luxury items by declaring that ‘taking hair product from a gay man is like taking a rattle from a baby.’
Another person who put their head above the parapet last night in a small way was Gino who proudly announced that he was on Team Andre! He then managed to avoid a chef strop after Katie committed the heinous crime of choosing tea over salt. I reckon I would have made the same mistake.
Wasn’t Kim amazing in the challenge last night? No-one messes with this woman – not the voting public and certainly not bucketfuls of yabbies and cockroaches. Apparently these creatures displayed no respect for the elderly and Kim wasn’t taking any nonsense from them. Just as well George is well able for her as she grabbed him with gusto last night and declared ‘you gorgeous beast’. A lesser man would have crumbled!
Not much else of note last night apart from Katie suggesting that Stuart could be her next husband while George, clearly hot under the collar from seeing her in that swimsuit, said ‘I wander at night – don’t let that bother you’. Apart from a fainting fit from Camilla and Jimmy summing up that incident by saying ‘she can’t sleep poor cow’ that was our lot.
Not a bad hour of television as it turns out – let’s hope I am still saying that in a few days time!
Bree Treacy
