Celebrity Big Brother - The Knives are Out!

Last night’s episode had it all - ladies in tabards, liquidised cheese, people whizzing around obstacles in electric wheelchairs to the beat of ‘Young at Heart’ and lots and lots of bitching! It’s fair to say the knives are out and people are not just talking behind each other’s backs but to their faces as well.

The prize for the most cringy moment of the episode has to go to Dane though (yeah he finally gets a mention) when the darkened room and strange net on his bed (is it there to remind Stephanie of her days in Tenko?) prevented him from seeing Katia in the room and so he launched into a critique of her on/off flirtation with Jonas. You could almost sense his face going red as he realised that she was there and had heard all. Yet again she proved that she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer as she failed to realise that he didn’t know she was there. Duh!

Meanwhile Ivana still has had no clue what Katia does as she asked “And what has Katia done?” When told she dated one of the Rolling Stones, Ivana said what the rest of the house and the audience have been saying since the start “And for this she is celebrated?”

Earlier in the day Alex decided to have his own go at Katia when he suggested that she should restart her flirtation with Jonas to ensure her survival in the house, Jonas rowed in and Katia was left in tears when he pointed out that she was only in there because of who she had dated. Back at the ranch, tumbleweed must have been rolling down the hollows of Alex’s brain as he failed to see that he falls into the exact same category of z-list celebrity as Katia.

In any case Katia had her little cry and apology from Jonas (and I briefly felt a little sorry for her) and how did she react to this incident – yup you’ve guessed it – by taking Alex’s advice and snuggling up on the bed with Jonas. OMG!!!

Elsewhere Sov appeared to be going a little bananas and it was not the Last Legs home she needed yesterday but one for the bewildered. After stealing food she did not want she proceeded to have a melt-down when her hair was insulted in the cross-word task. I felt she got away lightly on the task and let’s face it her hair is crap! Looks like Friday’s evictions might be more closely contested than I initially thought.

Vinnie continued to entertain last night and can you believe he checked his own odds of winning the show before he came in? Five to two favourite baby!! Unfortunately he seems to have connected with his angry self so he would need to watch the rage!! Poor Ivana felt the wrath over her bizarre addition of water to cheese and I don’t think Sov will be stealing cans of beans again anytime soon.

Carefully Vinnie or you might not be going back to the bookies to collect.

Bree Treacy