Big Brother - If You (Don't) Got It, (Don't) Flaunt It

For some reason, I had been hoping to switch on and hear the continuity announcer say: "With strong language but no Lisa from the start." It wasn't to be. But the wait to see her finally head up that stairs was worth it - there was no shock in her going, only that it took so, so long.

As predicted, this week has been as exciting as the Monday trip to work and I wonder if most of them think now deep down that Sophie has won it. Personally, despite all the adoration of Kris, she's the one I would like to see get the money now. Why? Because it never felt that she was trying too hard; she didn't throw strops (by the way, in case you missed it, Charlie did not want to be the stylist) and generally kept the best side out. I mean mood-wise, smartass.

Were winning to be based on dancing, however, Sophie would be finished. Having heard her say that she had certificates in dance, I was expecting something which, if not Beyoncésque, was at least a good attempt at 'Single Ladies'. A fella 12 hours into a stag night would've done as well! She was as bad as David/he was as good as her! And another truth is that a fella 12 hours into a stag night would also probably say: "That big, tall one with the long, brown hair... she has lovely eyes."

Proof that Big Brother has now decided 'ah, what the hell' was the fact that David, Sophie and Siavash's crime against choreography passed! People have been hungry and miserable because they were failed for the tiniest things on a task and this got the thumbs up?! The only success was giving us one of the lasting images of this series: David attempting to do a high kick in a wig that had those images of when the fella tucked his bits in during 'The Silence of the Lambs' coming flood back.

You just hope Beyoncé sees that performance. But not before she goes onstage. Or to sleep.

Harry Guerin