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Review: PAIN

Verdict gets a 65% resultI venture to guess that the first thought pretty much everyone has when they first try Pain is "this is very, very stupid".

The basic idea is that you load up a little man onto a big catapult and launch him into a variety of object rich environments - from Space Stations to Fun Fairs - with the aim of creating as much chaos as possible (in fact, some would say that that's the only idea).

If that sounds limited that's because it is. Sophistication is added in the form of a number of flying manoeuvres, the ability to grab things and the 'ooch' function, which allows you to use the directional buttons to get your little chappie to crawl another yard or two in search of yet another bit of, you guessed it, pain. But really, it's all about 'load, launch and laugh'.

Does it work? Well, yes and no. There are more diverse experiences out there. It's one of those games you will switch on to just see if it really is as stupid as you thought it was and find yourself sitting there two hours later gleefully launching your little man just one more time.

The game does reach another level in the various multiplayer options - with the latest version allowing users to test their pain inflicting ingenuity online. Playing HORSE (or TRAUMA, if you prefer) with your little dude against a like minded fellow contestant has a more community feel than the wasterly fun on offer in single player mode.

I'm not sure why, but I suspect that the people who just liked to drive around Grand Theft Auto getting a chase off as many coppers as possible for as long as possible will particularly enjoy this; those who just skated aimlessly around Tony Hawk-land without ever achieving much will also find it quite the thrill.

All in all, its knockabout fun that lets you shut off that troublesome pre-frontal cortex (or whatever the clever bit of the brain is) for a while.

Ideal target audience: Beavis and Butthead. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huhuhu.....Huh. .

Verdict: 65%

Brendan Cole


 


Comments:

Sounds very boring, got the new Tiger Woods 10 at the weekend, if you have 09 dont bother with the new one as it not much different, the few new things are the weather, few new courses and the putting, same amount of golfers to choose from which is a pitty as a few more big names would of been good but all in all it is still a very good game and if you havent bought one in a while its worth a look.

Posted by 127.0.0.1 on July 21, 2009 at 01:04 PM BST #

Yeah it's not the best......I liked Tiger Woods 08 until it got to easy. Still waiting for a decent golf game that lets you play the game the way the other TW (Tom Watson) does.....genuine run-up shots, imagination etc. Not sure releasing a new Tiger Woods every year is really justified.

Posted by Brendan Cole on July 21, 2009 at 03:50 PM BST #

Your right Brenden waste of time, I traded 5 games for it at the weekend got 47 euro for them so only had to pay 2 euro. That price was about right for the game as nothing much new. The online is a joke, people getting eagles and hole in one every hole maybe its just me but I thought sport games are meant to be realistic.

Posted by Kenny on July 21, 2009 at 04:17 PM BST #

Um any of you guys played Tiger'10 on the Wii? Best Golf Game in loooooooooooongg time!

Posted by Malt on July 21, 2009 at 05:26 PM BST #

I had it on the Wii and all I got was a sore arm! Controller is so light so it's nothing like golf at all really.....would love to see a golf game made by someone who actually loves golf! Don't think Tiger's game is like that at all.......

Posted by Brendan Cole on July 21, 2009 at 08:01 PM BST #

I dont have a Wii but i would have thought with Tiger, they would allow you to calibrate the controls for your swing. At least they SHOULD allow this. An on screen display showing your swing and allowing you to add or reduce sensitivity settings to suit your style.

Posted by Paul Mc on July 22, 2009 at 08:49 AM BST #

I was refering to the Disc Golf ;) (Seriously it sounds silly, but for some one beknown reason is seriously addictive) The other golf bit's just a bonus addon - albeit a very good one though.

Posted by Malt on July 22, 2009 at 08:57 AM BST #

People shut up about golf im serious is anyone going 2 make a comment that doesnt have something 2 do with golf....... or the nintendo Wii

Posted by Daftdave on August 02, 2009 at 02:36 PM BST #

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