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  • 31/03/13

    Thong Part Deux..

    The second of the lives saw arguments over leather kaks, various references to bodily secretions and yet MORE underpants. A bolshy Jamelia claimed she had no regrets over her scandalous voting tactics the previous week even going so far as to say she’d do it again – put that in your pipe!! Eoghan looked particularly […]

  • 18/03/13

    Live Show One in the can

    The first of the lives and it was all about half naked dancers, visible underwear and a triumphant return for Sharon’s gold pants!   The coaches kicked off the show quite literally with their group rendition of ‘Teenage Kicks”; though it’d be fair to say it’s been more than a few years since any of […]

  • 11/03/13

    Last Chance Saloon for First Ever Sibling Battle

    The last of this year’s Voice of Ireland Battle shows could not have kicked off with a greater pairing. All Jamelia had to do was pitch a sexy snail-lovin’ lass from Nice, France, against an enthusiastic graveyard wanderer from Stepaside, Dublin, for this week’s first head-to-head contest. Alexandra and Sophie borrowed more than just a […]

  • 03/03/13

    Last Minute Mix Ups and Five Minute Hip Swings

    It would seem that Kian Egan’s “big Louis Walsh head” is not going to sway any younger contestants on The Voice of Ireland. That’s according to Dylan, who kicked off this week’s Battles alongside fellow Team Jamelia member Ben. Despite Dylan’s reluctance about Jamelia’s choice of a “whiny” Linkin Park song, Lemar was fairly impressed […]

  • 24/02/13

    High Heels and Low Blows

    “Just out of bed?” joked Bressie, as two sleepy hopefuls shuffled towards rehearsals on this week’s show. Sure enough, it may have been a fairly early rise for The Voice of Ireland Battles brigade, but Andrew and Eoin (along with a packed house at The Helix) were most certainly ready to rock by nightfall. A […]

  • 17/02/13

    Let The Battles Commence

    Lord knows it’s taken some time, but this week we’ve finally managed to peel those stinky six-week-old glad rags from the backsides of our four reluctant coaches. This week, Bressie, Jamelia, Kian and Sharon, alongside a few new friendly helpers, appeared freshly scrubbed, finely tuned and ready to fight The Battles with a whole new […]

  • 10/02/13

    The Final Audition

    Episode 6 was the last chance for the coaches to complete their teams. Sharon and Jamelia only needed to get one each, Kian needed two and Bressie had to land a whopping three – would the Mullingar man be up to the challenge? Man-eater Jamelia was at it again, saying she thought both Daryl Phillips […]

  • 03/02/13

    It’s getting personal…

    Five weeks in saw the coaches being reduced to begging on their knees for contestants in-between making granddads cry… actually that was just Sharon – not an easy task while wearing gold spanx. Even the woman herself admitted she was a right tramp! Bressie’s wish for some girl on girl action came true as Sharon […]

  • 27/01/13

    TV Gold!

    Episode 4 was a night of controversial contestants and irate coaches… We had Andy McUnfraidh complaining that drunks were always taking his money and David Merriman calling Westlife out as a bunch of gits he hated, while Bressie told the other coaches they were acting like gobsh*tes and Sharon threatened to kill Kian… steady on […]

  • 22/01/13

    The Kian Egan Fightback

    So, week 3 of the blind auditions already – and what a night of faux pas from Mr.Egan! From not recognising the voice of his ex-protege, to making his first foray into the world of fashion. He came across as a man demented – especially when he started rocking back and forth in his chair […]