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    Wednesday 17th December

    Ciara's Shit Teenage Poetry

    Ciara read out some more of her teenage poetry, reading 2 favourites of the listeners over the course of the year, and then she reads a very special 'Christmas' themed one. Oh dear.

    BRIAN M LLOYD: Final movie quiz of the year

    Chris and Ciara talk to regular friend of the show, Mr. Brian M. Lloyd, who was on to play the LAST movie quiz of 2014. Who will be crowned Movie Quiz King or Queen for 2014?! Have a listen. There may be shouting and head phones thrown across studio.

    Tuesday 16th December

    Chris is fat

    Chris has meltdown on air as he thinks he has put on weight. Ciara tries to be sympathetic but fails.

    Mark: Weird listener of the show

    Mark, a very strange listener of the show comes on to ask Chris and Ciara why he didn't get more of a mention when they were nominated for one of the best Podcasts of 2014 by iTunes UK and Ireland.

    Monday 15th December

    THE RAP OFF - BEST OF

    Chris and Ciara picked what they thought to be their best raps of the year and put them to the public vote. Ciara was crowned the undisputed rap champion.

    Monday 8th December

    RAP OFF: LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to Eminem and Rihanna's 'Love the way you lie'. People were not happy, and were actually mean in their critiques. Chris still won though.

    Thursday 4th December

    Grace O'Reilly: Her.ie

    Grace O'Reilly from Her.ie came on with Chris and Ciara to talk about the weirder stories that have been making their way around the web this week. Topics included a cure for hangovers, women with more male friends get more sex AND a dating app specifically for bearded men.

    Galway Player: Modern Rom com's v Old Rom com's

    The Galway Player came on with Chris and Ciara to talk about what old rom com's like 'The Note Book' and 'Love Actually' would be like if they were filmed in the modern day. Ciara then went and had a near break down about how romance has been ruined by modern technology.

    Wednesday 3rd December

    Ciara's Diary: Band Aid

    Ciara's Teenage Diary tonight involved teenage Ciara setting up a band for the school Christmas concert with Lucy, Rebecca and hot gay Brendan.

    Brian M.Lloyd doesn't do his job

    Brian M. Lloyd usually comes on the show with Chris and Ciara and reviews movies. This week however, he didn't go to see any movies and instead just watched the Star Wars trailer which is a movie that is out this time next year. Sigh. He did however play the movie quiz.

    Tuesday 2nd December

    Jake Browne: Cannibas Critic

    Jake Browne, a Colorado resident reviews weed for a living. He came on Chris and Ciara to talk about what it's like to be one of the only cannibas critics in the United States.

    Monday 1st December

    ENDA KENNY POPPED IN TO TELL SOME JOKES

    After his killer jokes about rain Enda stopped by to tell us some jokes. Too funny!

    RAP OFF RUN THIS TOWN

    Chris and Ciara rapped of to Jay Z's verse in the epic 2010 track 'Run This Town' featuring Kanye and Rihanna. Chris was AMAZING, but to everyone's surprise Ciara actually won. Chris was NOT happy.

    Wednesday 26th November

    CIARA'S CRAP TEENAGE POETRY CORNER

    Ciara read out some more shit teenage poetry tonight as part of Ciara's diary. Themes tonight included an old break up poem, period pains, and teenage Ciara wishing she was someone else for a day.

    Brian.M.Lloyd: Movie Quiz

    Mr. Brian M.Lloyd was on the show like he is every Wednesday night talking movie and playing the movie quiz, which Chris has won 2 weeks in a row now. Wonders will never cease.

    Monday 24th November

    BLOOD HOUND GANG: BAD TOUCH

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to some Blood Hound Gangs 'Bad Touch'. Chris won it hands down to be fair, BUT Ciara was sick, so. You know, maybe SHE would have won

    Thursday 20th November

    THE GALWAY PLAYER: DATING & THE X FACTOR

    The Galway Player compares dating to The X Factor

    GRACE O'REILLY FROM her.ie

    Grace O'Reilly from her.ie talked to Chris and Ciara about some of the weirder stories floating around the internet this week

    Wednesday 19th November

    Ciara's Diary: Romantic Short Story

    Ciara read out an extract from her old teenage diary where she is in a melancholic and lonely mood, so writes herself a short fictional romance story featuring a Sonia O'Sullivan loving teenage girl and the captain of the school rugby team.

    Brian.M.Lloyd: Movies

    The great movie man Brian M Lloyd was in studio with Chris and Ciara to talk about the new Hunger Games movie and to play their weekly movie quiz.

    Tuesday 18th November

    Death Industry dating site

    Chris and Ciara talked to the lovely Carla Valentine who has set up a dating website specifially for people working within the 'Death Industry'.

    Monday 17th November

    Chris' intervention for Ciara

    Chris decides to hold an intervention of sorts for Ciara, after it is revealed that she lost both her shoes and her jacket after a night out at a Kerbdog gig.

    RAP OFF: REAL SLIM SHADY

    Chris and Ciara rap off to some old skool Eminem with 'The Real Slim Shady'. Surprisingly enough, Ciara did not murder it, and Chris SMASHED it.

    Thursday 13th November

    THE GALWAY PLAYER: FLIRTING

    THe Galway Player gives Chris and Ciara his top flirting tips.

    GRACE O'REILLY FROM her.ie

    Grace O'Reilly from her.ie talked to Chris and Ciara about some of the weirder stories floating around the internet this week

    Wednesday 12th November

    Ciara's Shit Teenage Poetry Corner

    Every Wednesday at 11pm on the show, Ciara reads from her old teenage diaries and sometimes reads some really really bad teenage poetry. Tonight was no different. The teenage poetry was baaad.

    BRIAN M.LLOYD Movies

    Brian M. Lloyd, the movie man is on to talk about 'The Drop', a new movie with James Gandolfini and Tom Hardy AND he played the movie quiz. Which Ciara did not win.

    Tuesday 11th November

    CHRIS URINATES IN RTE COURTYARD

    Chris decides to tell the nation (and Ciara) that the bathrooms in RTE were under maintenance so he had to relieve himself elsewhere. Elsewhere being the RTE 2FM courtyard late at night, with security cameras looking on. Ciara is less than impressed. As are management.

    1D FAN FICTION ANNA TODD

    Anna Todd, a 25 year old Texan comes on with Chris and Ciara to talk about her One Direction Fan Fiction books that have over 1 billion views online.

    Monday 10th November

    RAP OFF OUTHERE BROTHERS

    Chris and Ciara rapped to an epic track from the 90's, The Outhere Brothers 'Boom Boom Boom'. They even ad libbed and all. Fancy.

    Thursday 6th November

    Ciara has made Chris very sad. Again.

    Ciara popped into Ryan Tubridy for a chat and Chris heard what she said about him. He wasn't impressed!

    THE GALWAY PLAYER: THE BEDROOM

    The Galway Player advices on how to decorate your bedroom in order to impress girls!

    Wednesday 5th November

    CIARA'S DIARY

    Ciara's diary tonight involved an older 'wiser' teenage Ciara writing a letter to her younger self. There is also a poem. Oh dear.

    PANTI BLISS

    Chris and Ciara chat to Rory 'Panti' O'Neill about his new book ''Woman in the making' and Ciara asks him does he think that Chris would make a good Miss Alternative Ireland contestant.

    BRIAN M LLOYD: Interstellar

    Brian M.Lloyd was on the show to chat about new movie 'Interstellar' and play the movie quiz, which Ciara won. WARNING: There here may be some Disney in this podcast.

    Tuesday 4th November

    TARA MOHR LIFE COACH

    Chris and Ciara chat to American life coach Tara Mohr who has a new book out called 'Playing Big'. Chris got life coach Tara on to try and teach Ciara to let her inner naughty school girl out.

    Monday 3rd November

    Ciara uses Coppers Gold Card belonging to Jennifer Maguire

    Chris has the greatest pleasure in informing the nation that Ciara used Breakfast Republic's Jennifer Maguire's Coppers Gold card to get in free to the iconic club. Ciara backed into a corner admits it and the fact that she has also 'misplaced' it. Uh Oh.

    RAP OFF - MISSY ELLIOTT'S 'Work It'

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to Missy Elliott's 'Work It' this week and boy oh boy was it sexy.

    Thursday 23rd October

    GRACE O’REILLY FROM her.ie : HOOK-UP APP

    The lovely Grace O’Reilly from her.ie talks about a new hook up app for hotels

    THE GALWAY PLAYER: TINDER

    The Galway Player discusses his ideas for Tinder as they offer a new premium service

    Wednesday 22nd October

    CIARA'S DIARY: TEENAGE POEMS

    Tonight, Ciara read some of her teenage poems. They included one about Blackie Connors from ‘Glenroe’, ‘Where Are All The Women At?’ and ‘Blur V Oasis’ where she referenced lots of the bands' songs.

    BRIAN M. LLOYD:MOVIE QUIZ

    Brian M. Lloyd comes on the show every Wednesday to talk movies and play the infamous movie quiz. This week he reviews 'Fury' starring Brad Pitt and Steve Carell's new film Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

    Tuesday 21st October

    WEIRD CALLER MARK

    Mark, is a strange friend of the show who came on to wish Ciara a happy birthday in the weirdest way possible.

    ROGER FEDERER RINGS CIARA FOR HER BIRTHDAY

    It is a well known fact that Ciara is a massive fan of Tennis player Roger Federer. As it's Ciara's birthday, Chris surprises her with a phone call from 'Roger Federer'. it may or may not have been Roger Federer.

    Monday 20th October

    RAP OFF: Rappers Delight

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to some old skool Sugar Hill Gang 'Rappers Delight'. Both were nervous taking on such an iconic hip hop track of that era, but the results were surprisingly good.

    Thursday 16th October

    GRACE O'REILLY: WEIRD INTERNET NEWS

    The lovely Grace O'Reilly was on to chat to Chris and Brian M Lloyd about the weirder news that is doing the rounds on the internet this week, including the story of what one man did to try and cure his impotence *Contains strong language

    Galway Player: Make-Up

    The Galway Player gives his views on Make-Up to Chris and Brian M. Lloyd. He reveals his views on why woman wear make-up and fake tan, and discusses whether men should wear it. *Contains strong language

    Monday 13th October

    RAP OFF- TUPAC'S CALIFORNIA LOVE

    Chris was up against first time rapper Brian M Llyod tonight. It was a closely fought rap-battle.

    Monday 6th October

    Poor Mariah Carey

    Chris and Ciara play audio of Mariah Carey singing recently at a concert at Japan. The audio is definitely not her best work. Chris thinks it's hilarious, and of course Ciara thinks it's sad because of how she used to sing and hit those high notes in the 90's.

    Man with 17 hour erection

    Chris and Ciara talk about a man in the UK who had a 17 hour erection, and then come up with a novel movie idea starring Ciara as an erection deflector. Universal Studios want to buy the rights immediately. Seemingly.

    RAP OFF: EMINEM STAN

    Chris and Ciara attempted to rap off to the iconic Eminem Rap track that is 'Stan'. They were both dubious before playing both their versions, and rightly so. The public spoke and decided that it was not their best work. Apologies to Eminem and everyone who listened.

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