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    Tuesday 21st October

    WEIRD CALLER MARK

    Mark, is a strange friend of the show who came on to wish Ciara a happy birthday in the weirdest way possible.

    ROGER FEDERER RINGS CIARA FOR HER BIRTHDAY

    It is a well known fact that Ciara is a massive fan of Tennis player Roger Federer. As it's Ciara's birthday, Chris surprises her with a phone call from 'Roger Federer'. it may or may not have been Roger Federer.

    Monday 20th October

    RAP OFF: Rappers Delight

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to some old skool Sugar Hill Gang 'Rappers Delight'. Both were nervous taking on such an iconic hip hop track of that era, but the results were surprisingly good.

    Thursday 16th October

    GRACE O'REILLY: WEIRD INTERNET NEWS

    The lovely Grace O'Reilly was on to chat to Chris and Brian M Lloyd about the weirder news that is doing the rounds on the internet this week, including the story of what one man did to try and cure his impotence *Contains strong language

    Galway Player: Make-Up

    The Galway Player gives his views on Make-Up to Chris and Brian M. Lloyd. He reveals his views on why woman wear make-up and fake tan, and discusses whether men should wear it. *Contains strong language

    Monday 13th October

    RAP OFF- TUPAC'S CALIFORNIA LOVE

    Chris was up against first time rapper Brian M Llyod tonight. It was a closely fought rap-battle.

    Monday 6th October

    Poor Mariah Carey

    Chris and Ciara play audio of Mariah Carey singing recently at a concert at Japan. The audio is definitely not her best work. Chris thinks it's hilarious, and of course Ciara thinks it's sad because of how she used to sing and hit those high notes in the 90's.

    Man with 17 hour erection

    Chris and Ciara talk about a man in the UK who had a 17 hour erection, and then come up with a novel movie idea starring Ciara as an erection deflector. Universal Studios want to buy the rights immediately. Seemingly.

    RAP OFF: EMINEM STAN

    Chris and Ciara attempted to rap off to the iconic Eminem Rap track that is 'Stan'. They were both dubious before playing both their versions, and rightly so. The public spoke and decided that it was not their best work. Apologies to Eminem and everyone who listened.

    Wednesday 1st October

    CIARA'S DIARY: AUTUMN BLUES

    Ciara's Diary tonight involved her feeling the pressure of becoming school president as there isn't as many free classes as she thought and she takes it upon herself to take the new guy at school under her wing.

    Tuesday 30th September

    MISS NAUGHTY : SEX TOYS

    Miss Naughty comes on the show and talks about ways to spice up your sex life. This week she came on with Chris and Ciara to talk about household objects that can be used as sex toys.

    Sonya McAllister: Nude calendar for charity

    Sonya McAllister founder of 'We Slim Together' group comes on with Chris and Ciara to talk about a tastefully nude calender being sold for charity and how some shops in the North are refusing to sell the calender for the group, even though it for a very good cause.

    Thursday 25th September

    GRACE O'REILLY: WEIRD INTERNET NEWS

    The lovely Grace O'Reilly was on to chat to Chris and Ciara about the weirder news that is doing the rounds on the internet this week, including a woman with extreme PMS and a sexy Halloween costume from Disney's movie 'Frozen'.

    GALWAY PLAYER: ATTRACTION

    The Galway Player was on with Chris and Ciara talking about ways in which guys can figure out if a girl is into them or not. Everyone is into The Galway Player, well, according to him anyway.

    Wednesday 24th September

    CHRIS WANTS A SUITSY

    Chris has found a man in San Francisco that has invented the 'suitsy'. Its basically a suit in a onesie. Ciara is angered as she wants Chris to be more fashionable, yet Chris keeps finding ways not to be, hence, the Suitsy chat. Note the delight in Chris' voice when talking about this.

    CIARA'S SHIT TEENAGE POETRY CORNER

    Ciara reads out some extracts from her diary as a naive teenager in the 90's and sometimes reads out some really bad awkward poetry that she wrote as a teenager too! Tonight she read poems about Nuns, Women's Rights and men's fascination with breasts. Pulitzer prize winning poetry right there.

    BRIAN M LLOYD: MOVIEZ

    The lovely Brian M LLoyd was on to review Denzel Washington latest movie 'The Equalizer' which Chris loves already as he and Brian have a man crush on Denzel, which lead them to quote lines from Training Day AGAIN, as always, they played the movie quiz.

    Tuesday 23rd September

    Miss Naughty: BJ's

    In a rather saucy segment with Miss Naughty tonight, she talks about the reasons that ladies no not like to give their men BJ's. There might be some lessons for men in this.

    Monday 22nd September

    RAP OFF: 'No Diggity'

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to the retro but awesome Blackstreet's 'No Diggity' on the show. We don't want to say too much, but people actually thought they were listening to Blackstreet FOR REAL.

    Thursday 18th September

    Grace O'Reilly : Sex Excuses

    The lovely Grace from Her.ie comes on the show to talk about the random weirdness that the internet has to offer. This week she talks about the Top 10 excuses that women give to avoid having sex with you.

    The Galway Player

    The Galway Player compares the Scottish referendum to a needy woman!

    Wednesday 17th September

    CIARA'S DIARY: SEX DREAM

    Ciara reads out her teenage diaries every week on the show from when she was a young teenager growing up in the 90's. This week the diary entry includes Ciara having a sex dream about the current President at the time : Bill Clinton. Yes, teenage Ciara had a sex dream about President Bill Clinton.

    Monday 15th September

    RAP OFF : KANYE WEST 'AMERICAN BOY'

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to Kayne West's verse in Estelle's American Boy, and boy was it a controversial one. Mainly because of Ciara's random Cockney accent that made an apperence half way through. But who won? Have a listen to the lyrical word-smith's that are Chris and Ciara.

    Thursday 11th September

    Galway Player -Tips for college

    The Galway Player talked to Chris and Ciara and gave his own special brand of advice for freshers starting college.

    Grace O'Reilly: Tinder

    Grace O'Reilly from her.ie talks to Chris and Ciara about a new app which will delete messages after they are sent. She also talks about Tinder-O-Matic.

    Wednesday 10th September

    CIARA'S DIARY: PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

    Ciara reads her teenage diary every Wednesday at 11pm on the show. This week, Ciara's Diary takes us back to when Ciara ran for School President and campaigned for equal rights for gay rugby players and for period pains to be taken more seriously on an academic level.

    BRIAN M. LLOYD: MOVIE QUIZ

    Brian M. Lloyd comes on the show every Wednesday to talk movies and play the infamous movie quiz. This week he reviews 'A Most Wanted Man' starring the late Philip Seymour Hoffman & The Boxtrolls

    Tuesday 9th September

    MISS NAUGHTY RULES OF DATING

    Miss Naughty was on the phone to talk about the new rules of dating. Chris and Ciara are not impressed. Not impressed at all.

    WHAT HAPPENS YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN YOU DIE

    Quinton O'Reilly from The Journal was on with Chris and Ciara to talk about the somewhat morbid topic of what actually happens your social media accounts if you were to pass away. Interesting stuff.

    Monday 8th September

    RAP OFF: AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT A G THANG

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to some skool Snoop Dogg tonight in the form of 'Ain't nuthin' but A G Thang'. Chris sounded like Snoop Dogg but was it enough for him to get the win over Ciara? Have a listen!

    Thursday 4th September

    GALWAY PLAYER: GIRLS & SPORT

    The Galway Player came on with Chris and Ciara to talk about what sports a girl likes and what it says about her. It was controversial and he made MANY sweeping generalisations or so says Ciara.

    Wednesday 3rd September

    CIARA'S DIARY: CIARA'S VERSION OF THE SUNSCREEN SONG

    Ciara's Diary this week consisted of her heading back to school into 6th year and lamenting the summer past. This diary entry took a turn as Ciara went all Baz Luhrman and gave the First Years her own personal 'Sunscreen Song'.

    BRIAN M LLOYD: MOVIE QUIZ

    Brian M Lloyd comes on the show every Wednesday talking movies and playing movie quizzes, which are usually great fun. Along with doing that this week, he also gave us his own special rendition of Christian Bale in American Psycho.

    Tuesday 2nd September

    CHRIS, CIARA & JJ WATCH CHILD BIRTH VIDEO

    Who walks out of the room first? Listen and hear how grossed out everyone gets! Priceless.

    MISS NAUGHTY: SLUT SHAMING

    Miss Naughty comes on the show every Tuesday to talk about the different weird sexual stories that are doing the rounds on the internet. This week she talked about slut shaming after recent nude photo's of Jennifer Laurence and other female celebrities made there way on to the internet.

    Monday 1st September

    RAP OFF: NICKI MINAJ

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to Nicki Minaj's verse in Usher's 'She came to give it to you!' Chris was very negative before he played both raps, but Ciara found them both good. Ciara went on to win the Rap Off, but have a listen and you decide.

    Thursday 28th August

    CAMEL TOE SELFIES

    Chris and Ciara discuss a new social media campaign that might take off called 'Camel Toe Selfies'. Grace O'Reilly from Her.ie came on to tell the two what is really going on.

    GALWAY PLAYER: FIRST DATES

    The Galway Player was on with Chris and Ciara to talk about tips for having a first date. He should know, as that's all he gets to go on. First dates.

    Wednesday 27th August

    CIARA'S SHIT TEENAGE POETRY CORNER

    Every week Ciara reads out her teenage diary from the late 90's, sometimes she reads out some poetry she wrote as an angsty teenager. Its usually woeful. This weeks themes includes Harry Potter, Anne Frank and The Rose of Tralee.

    Brian M Lloyd: Movie Quiz

    Brian comes on the show every week to review movies and play the infamous Movie Quiz. This week he reviewed Sin City 2 and they all danced to some Kenny Loggin's 'Footloose'.

    Tuesday 26th August

    Mark: Strange friend of the show

    Mark is an ordinary guy who randomly rings Chris and Ciara and really has nothing of any interest to say to them. He came on the phone to ask Chris and Ciara were they going back to college, which is strange as they both have full time jobs.

    Monday 25th August

    RAP OFF: MACKLEMORE 'Can't hold us'

    Chris and Ciara returned to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis EPIC 'Can't Hold Us'. Ciara has attempted this rap before and failed, can Ciara come back and redeem herself and actually finish the rap? Have a listen.

    Wednesday 20th August

    CIARA'S DIARY: Sex up mass

    Ciara's old teenage diary is read every Wednesday night on the show, in this particular excerpt, teenage Ciara feels like she might have a bigger calling in life and writes of her plans to 'sex' up mass and thanks god for her cervix.

    CIARA KING VS MARK MCCABE

    Chris & Ciara overheard Mark dissing them live on air from the studio next door so they decided to interrupt his show! What followed was HILARIOUS! Mark has now challenged Ciara to rap MANIAC 2000!

    Tuesday 19th August

    MISS NAUGHTY: Aphrodisiacs

    A Bit Naughty comes on the show every Tuesday to give some love advice or talk about what's going on in the world of sex. This week she came on to talk about her experience with trying out Aphrodisiacs.

    CHRIS IS MAD AT CIARA

    Chris is annoyed with Ciara because she mentioned in a piece in The Sunday Times that herself and Chris are NOT a couple. Chris is insulted.

    Monday 18th August

    RAP OFF : WIZ KHALIFA - BLACK AND YELLOW

    Chris and Ciara rapped off to Wiz Khalifa's verse in 'Black and Yellow'. Chris seemed to be the clear winner. 2FM DJ Mark McCabe also aired his views on who should win the Rap Off and Ciara was not happy.

    Thursday 14th August

    GALWAY PLAYER- NEW DATING SLANG

    This week the GP came on to talk about the different new dating terminology that are out there, such as 'A Rock Block' (Person who is wearing a wedding ring) A Clunge Sponge (A man who attracts A LOT of women) and instead of a 'soul mate' a 'whole mate'. We'll let you have a listen to figure that last one out!

    MIKE WATTS- TOLL MAN

    Mike Watts from Bath came on with Chris and Ciara to talk about Kelston Toll Booth, an innovative idea where villagers created a road through a field to avoid long traffic packed journeys to work.

    Wednesday 13th August

    CIARA'S DIARY- NEVER LOSING HER VIRGINITY

    Ciara's Diary is a trip back in time to when Ciara is a teenager in the late 90's early noughties. In this diary excerpt , Ciara, Lucy and Rebecca attend the afters of a Deb's and Ciara decides to NEVER lose her virginity EVER after it.

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